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It's November 21, 2015
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Weird Tittie Wednesday: Parted Titties

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Hair has been parted since the dawn of the fashionable man, but we think this might be the first documented case of Tittie parting.

Several of us here at Tittie Time part our hair doos.  I personally do it to keep my bangs out of my eyeballs.   One dude does it to cover his bald spot.  And another guy does it so he can try out new smelly hair products all the time (we like his scent though - it covers up all the farts that waft through the mesh of our Aeron chairs - we are a startup after all).

However, in all of our combined years of Tittie scouting, we can honestly say we've never seen anyone part their Titties.  Until now.

Parting serves a purpose.  We part our hair for a reason.  And it's very obvious that this lass is parting her Titties for very good reason.  If those funbags were not spread across her legs as she was lifting herself out of that beach chair, they would literally be smashed like pancakes between her legs.  Please don't ever let this happen.   Titties are precious and should never be smashed.

Please pass along this public service announcement.  If you know someone who is endowed in such away, they need to know that their Titties should be parted.  You can be the good Samaritan that shows her how.

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