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Five Fabulous Fruits & Voluptuous Vegetables

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We searched the globe and found an arousing array of sexy spuds, titillating tubers, and erotic edibles.

Maybe those vegetarian hippies have it right.  Giving up meat would be easier to do if produce had more erotic qualities to it.  We searched the globe and found an arousing array of sexy spuds, titillating tubers, and erotic edibles.

#5 Vú sữa (literally: milky breast in Vietnamese)

The beauty of these babies is that they must be slightly chilled and massaged to prepare them to be consumed.

 

#4 Potatoes

The perky perishable potato has many functions beyond food.  The potato gun is just one of our fun favorites.

 

#3 Lemons

You know what they say “When life gives you lemons, creatively make them into erotic shapes.”

 

#2 Cantelopes

Okay, they kind of cheated here, but the garnishments add both beauty and flavor, so we’ll let it slide.

 

#1 Watermelons

Take a look at the babies just about to burst out of their containers.  Who wouldn't want to take these sweet, luscious, round, juicy, treats into their mouth?

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