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It's November 21, 2015
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Candy that looks like titties

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We just love to pop these in our mouth and suck away.

We wanted to give a nod to all those mass producers of tasty treats that found a way to shamelessly market a sexy part of the human form as an innocent indulgence.

# 5 - Lifesavers

These little round red candies share the same symmetry as our favorite body part. They look like those titties you’ve seen where the nipple is kind of inverted back in. The thing they have the most in common with the tittie is that we just love to pop them in our mouth and suck away.

#4 - Baby Bottle Pops

There’s no attempt to disguise it here. A baby bottle is a surrogate nipple. Most stores carry these on the top shelf of the candy aisle because they aren’t targeted at kids. Nope, they are aiming for us guys.

#3 - Dots

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What could be more tasty than a box full of titties? There’s nothing like pulling these out at the theater to enjoy during a movie. Just like the real thing.

#2 - Hershey Kiss

We celebrate the fact that titties come in all types of flavors. A good chocolate tittie is something that no one can pass up.

#1 – Ring Pop

A mouthful of tittie that can be conveniently carried around and accessible. Our favorite part is that women actually like to wear these as if they are real jewelry. They’ll be sitting there sucking on them and have no clue what we are really thinking.

Honorable mention - Gummy Bears

They don’t look like a tittie, but we felt we had to acknowledge a candy manufacturer that went out of its way to give its product breast implants.

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